Auction TV

My day.

First. I lost one of my library books. Titled "Mean Kings and Queens" from the Horrible History series, it is going for the base price of $16.50! Are they any bidders? Any $16.99?

Next up on the list! Up on auction is a PROJECT on Japan during the 1920s! Here, you can see the hard research and the ridiculous presentation date of NEXT WEEK! This topic is also largely based on "Fascism"! Skits were strongly suggested to run concurrently with this product!
Going for a price of $450 for the item alone! With the skit, it goes for a price of $990! Any takers?

Moving on...

A rather beautiful work called '60s HAIR STYLE! Painted forcefully by my CCA teacher, Mdm Amy Phua, this picture shows a totally flat hairstyle that was claimed to be "In" during the 1960s! Going for the price of $19.95!

We interrupt this auction with a Police report. A jar of Wet Gloss has been reported missing! It is rather short and stout in appearance. Known to be rather well-versed in the art of EMBARRASMENT and HUMILIATION! Last seen in some school known as Jurong Secondary School. It went missing at a public toilet! After the owner returned 11 minutes later, only the outer clothes of the Wet Gloss was found and the TOILET WINDOW was WIDE-OPEN! Police suspect that the thief took the Wet Gloss forcefully and after renactment, realised that the thief could have done the job and escape in 43 seconds!

Ok... whatever...

Back to the auction! Next up is a wonderful sculpture of CCA CAMP! Carved with loving perfection, the exceutive committee of the company, ELDDS, placed ICs as carvers. And wow! They have surely done a good job! As we are speaking now, the ICs are carving another sculpture titled "Sec 3 Activity"! As one IC puts it, that sculpture is supposed to be able to link up with this present sculpture, CCA CAMP! The sculpture of CCA CAMP is going for (negative) $44! Any takers?

Whoops, we are out of time! See you again next time on Auction TV!

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